Once again lads.
“So here’s a plan to get rid of the phekkers from our lives, more specific this is a special plan for the Pirate Ship UK plc. Others can take a general plan and tune it to local conditions.
On every occasion that you get to vote
IGNORE ALL MAIN STREAM CANDIDATES. MAIN STREAM PARTIES ARE FULL OF SUPREMACISTS, EUGENICISTS, PSYCHOPATHS, NAZI/SOVIET OPERATIVES & FOUNDATION BITCHBOYS
I don’t care if you end up voting for an Ullapool couch worrier wearing rotating and non rotating incontinence pants; your objective is to secure a small space on the deck of the pirate ship with people you know. People that you can walk round to and punch on the nose if they turncoat on you.
- Do vote for your mates
- Do vote for someone that you can physically walk round to (see above for reason)
- Do vote for anyone who is not a psychopath
- Do put yourself up for election
- Do promote a message of hope and reality
- Do tell your potential constituents that they have the power to turn the lights back on if they start the process with you now
- Do bring forward the message on strong families, localness, small state government and world unity from the individual up not the other way round.
- Do not vote for anyone who has not lived in your constituency.
- Do not vote for anyone who will move out of your constituency.
- Do not vote for anyone with more than one residence.
- Do not vote for anyone without full command of the Queen’s English
- Do not vote for anyone with any other income other than MPs salary.
- Do not vote for any dual national
This is a work in progress and there are some caveats; the most obvious see immediately below.
Some special conditions
1. When your candidate is returned successfully, make sure their staffers have passed the above conditions as well. No more small family businesses allowed on MPs expenses etc.
Some tests you will need to master to apply the above successfully.
- The “How to spot a psychopath” test.
- The “How to spot a complete waste of space” test
- The “How to spot an ALTER” test.
- The “How to ward off NLP and MKUltraing” method/self test
Remember this is a message of hope. You must be careful when tuning into the altMSM, too much of it is COINTELPRO designed to depress and demotivate you.
Remember our forefathers were tested by tougher times and got through. We have it easy.
Heads up and stick ‘em in the eye.” From here.